With the election coming up in a couple of months I thought I might look at some reasons one should vote for Obama.
The number one reason I thought of is economical, and has to do with the fact that he is already in office, so why waste another 200, 000 or more per year on retired Presidents salary. I mean if we elect Romney, President Obama will still be getting an income from the American people, why not make him earn it?
The second reason I can think of is that the man likes going around making speeches, and turning peoples eyes upon himself. He must really be an important fellow who demands such respect, and awe in the hearts and minds of those who adore him. His promises are as good as his word; and we know how good that really is.
My third reason to vote for the President is because he wants to divide the wealth of our nation. Under his ideas the rich will stop getting richer; the poor will stop getting poorer; and I am really sure that there will be more food on everyone’s tables, more gas in our cars, and more coal, oil, and electrical production. Who among us would not like to have the same wealth as Bill Gates, Donald Trump, or the WalMart family? Is that the way his ideas would work?
The fourth reason would be because he is such a good family man. He is for everyone having the right to marry, even two men or two women. I am that sure eventually he would be in favor of a man or woman marrying their own son or daughter; or their own sibling. Is there anything wrong with that?
Sorry about the title; but I could not think of any more reasons to vote for President Obama in November.